Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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