she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My dick has a subreddit
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I enjoy the company of your penis
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