I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
