i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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