I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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