so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
