wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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