The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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