if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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