Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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