so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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