I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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