I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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