I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Someone shattered a urinal.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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