I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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