i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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