hotel room ftw
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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