is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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