i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She told me I should be a condom model.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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