Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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go home
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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