drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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