I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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