like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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