allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
