Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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