I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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