WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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