don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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