Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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