My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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