I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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