I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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