Can i not drive my cunt home
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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