so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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