yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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