She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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