I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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