I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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