So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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