She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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