she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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