I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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