In the future we'll all be gay
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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