he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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