For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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