This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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