dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Someone signed my nipple.
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