Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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