Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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