I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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