where am i from again
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Pants are for mortals
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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