best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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