What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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