3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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