1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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